College students often find themselves paying only the monthly minimum payment on each of their credit cards due to limited funds.

Okay men I've read alot of CE ads claiming you give good head but when an actual hook up occurs some of you don't have the slighest clue in hell as to what it is you are doing. And just because you love giving head doesn't mean you give it well so here are 5 small tips to help you and your lady out...

And it's a *pantoum*. The only form poem as difficult to write as a sestina.
In case this makes no sense to you, it's in response to a thread:

Man posts badly-written poem about eating pussy; various people argue over whether there is any merit in it; at some point, somebody says, "A woman would never post a poem about sucking cock!"

Recently, I posted an ad on Women Seeking Men. I was a virgin poster - didn't know what to expect - kinda figured on some lunatics, maybe some idiots, thought a few Really Nice Guys might answer (found a keeper - I hope - Hi TomS - lol) - but wanted to share what happened. This may entertain you - or not - but worth finding out of this is typical...

Upon returning to my friendly neighborhood laundromat, I discovered that 10 pairs of underwear disappeared from the 2 dryers containing my newly clean and freshly tumbled clothes. As there were no witnesses to explain what happened, I can only assume that one of two events took place.

Hi there. I am a gay man living in Los Angeles. Let me just say that I have many women friends. And I applaud the open-minded, progressive attitudes most straight women seem to have nowadays.

Where are all the cool hippy guys out there? I would drive to Santa Cruz, park my fine ass in a park, playing my ukulele, eating tofu jerky, waving a clear baggy of catnip tied to a stick and spend a day trying to lure a cool stoner to join me on my blanket of love…,but I have a real 8-5 job and can’t afford that luxury. So where do I find one of you earthenware brothas?

You are a girl, so I am pretty sure you have a vagina. The whole time I was thinking about talking to you, I was also thinking about your sweet, sweet vagina.

I have decided, after much deliberation, that I will no longer be having sex. It has taken me 9 years of unsatisfactory sex to realize that men are clueless in bed and that my time will be much better spent pleasuring myself. I am aware that I will be spending a lot more money on AA batteries and I have come to terms with that. I will still be saving money, by not having to buy condoms.....

Witness a Dom tease his Sub in front of a live audience!